Disconnected by Design // Overcharged by Default
Rogers is the only network that can single-handedly take down the entire country's economy, banking systems, and emergency services while still sending you a bill for the full month. We call it "Total Connectivity"—mostly because when it fails, you are totally disconnected from reality. Whether it's the "Inter-Gateway Protocol" excuse or just general incompetence, Rogers ensures your digital life is always one update away from a 12-hour forced digital detox.
"I tried to pay for coffee during the 2022 outage and realized Rogers controls my bank, my phone, and my will to live."— Stranded in Toronto
"My 'Roam Like Home' bill was higher than my actual plane ticket to Europe. I didn't even take my phone out of airplane mode."— Frequent Flyer
"Their virtual assistant 'Anna' is just a sophisticated way of telling me to restart my modem for the 50th time today."— Frustrated Fiber User
"Ignite TV is great if you love watching the 'Loading...' circle more than the actual hockey game."— Sports Fan
"I asked for a credit for a week-long outage. They gave me $2.14. I feel truly valued as a Platinum member."— 15-Year Customer
Rogers' "Roam Like Home" is a masterclass in creative accounting. Why pay local prices when you can pay $15 a day for the privilege of using the data you already pay for? It's the ultimate travel companion: expensive, unnecessary, and guaranteed to leave you with a headache when you return to Canadian soil.