Disconnected by Design // Overcharged by Default
Rogers is the only network that can single-handedly take down the entire country's economy, banking systems, and emergency services while still sending you a bill for the full month. We call it "Total Connectivity"—mostly because when it fails, you are totally disconnected from reality. Whether it's the "Inter-Gateway Protocol" excuse or just general incompetence, Rogers ensures your digital life is always one update away from a 12-hour forced digital detox.
Their virtual assistant 'Anna' is just a sophisticated way of telling me to restart my modem for the 50th time today.— Frustrated Fibre User
I asked Rogers to port my number to another carrier. They ported my neighbour's number by accident and refused to fix it for two weeks.— Number Portability Hostage
During the 2022 outage, Rogers' CEO was on vacation. The company posted a tweet from his account while he was offline.— Corporate Communication Analyst
Rogers' 'Smart Home Monitoring' app hasn't loaded since the 2022 outage. They still bill me for it monthly.— Ghost App Subscriber
The Ignite TV guide loads 3 seconds behind what's on screen. I've missed more channels by the time the guide catches up.— Channel Surfer Casualty
Rogers sent me a 'loyalty reward' of 500 Rogers Points. They expired before I could redeem them for the $4.75 they were worth.— Points Expiry Grief
Rogers is the only provider in my building. I asked the city about this. The city shrugged. Rogers shrugged. I continue to pay.— Captive Audience
I tried to pay for coffee during the 2022 outage and realized Rogers controls my bank, my phone, and my will to live.— Stranded in Toronto
Rogers' "Roam Like Home" is a masterclass in creative accounting. Why pay local prices when you can pay $15 a day for the privilege of using the data you already pay for? It's the ultimate travel companion: expensive, unnecessary, and guaranteed to leave you with a headache when you return to Canadian soil.